As you embark on the final stretch to the Ramada by Wyndham Kochi, the transition from the main road to a narrow, fragmented path sets a worrisome tone for this secluded retreat. The 10-minute approach, bumpy and unrefined, may temper expectations, challenging the hotel’s star rating before you even arrive. Upon arrival, however, the Ramada reveals itself as a quaint and charming sanctuary. It stands as a testament to potential, hinting at the grandeur that could be achieved with enhanced care and maintenance. This hidden gem beckons with the promise of peace, away from the cacophony of city life. The heart of any stay, the accommodation, at Ramada starts with our choice of one of the lakefront cottages, room number 101 on the first floor, to be precise. Boasting what is arguably the property’s most breathtaking view, it offers a serene panorama. Yet, the cottage’s allure is tinged by an air of modesty; the furnishings and décor suggest a comfortable yet understated two-star charm, rather than opulent luxury. Notwithstanding, the cleanliness, effective air conditioning, and tidy bathroom facilities do offer a sanctuary from Kochi’s relentless humidity. Transitioning from the room to the hotel’s culinary offerings, the experience at Pearlspot, the in-house seafood restaurant, was less than stellar. The prawn dishes, expected to be a highlight, fell short in flavor and portion size, not aligning with the ambiance or expectations set by the locale. The staff, warm and accommodating, strive to bridge the gap between guest needs and facilities delivery. Despite their earnest efforts, there seems to be a gap in the finesse and professional polish one might expect from qualified hotel ***agement, which could enhance the overall guest experience significantly. While this Ramada property might beckon as an idyllic retreat for those seeking to disconnect and relax (‘veg out’), it’s important to ***age expectations. The hotel, with its tranquil setting, aligns more closely with the quaint charm of a well-maintained two-star property rather than the grandeur of its self-proclaimed five-star status. Concluding the experience, the pricing—9,000 rupees for a one-night Thursday stay in February—reflects a fair compromise between the serene location and the modest amenities on offer. Ideal for a fleeting escape, Ramada serves as a reminder that tranquility can be found, if one is willing to temper luxury expectations for the charm of simplicity and solitude.