Holy cow I don’t know where to begin.
At checkin you get to play 20 questions with the clerk. Then you get to the room. The 1” gap under the door lets in all of the crickets, so its like you get a free experience camping. On my nightstand, in the bathroom, behind furniture, everywhere.
The “free hot breakfast” is prewrapped garbage coffee and toast. They have cereal too.
The toilet is on the ground and takes forever to flush, then half of it comes back up anyway.
The shower spicket is maybe 4’ high, so good luck.
The fridge kept my frozen food melted and the refrigerables frozen somehow.
Checkout was easy, talked to the owner and was able to leave the keys on the dresser before leaving for work.
It was a cold room with a lot of space, but overpriced.