So we were on a coach trip, only 37 of us so not a huge party. I'm sure they took great fun in winding me up, but it's not funny when you're a paying guest. Now OK this might seem petty but we only had 4 meals and 3 out of them had ”issues”. A) The meal on the Friday night - no water was offered, I had to ask. Now you'd say ”so what” wouldn't you? But not when the Member of Staff decided to give everyone else water and walked by our table twice and didn't ask. I had to. B) The breakfast on Saturday - we were told to go in the room we had been in the night before. So I started to go into the ”room we were in the night before - and Saturday night”. ”No, you're in this one” (different room altogether”, went to use the coffee machine only to be told ”No, don't use that, I'll be bringing coffee into your room in a few minutes” - no he didn't, 10 people all used the coffee machine until I realised I could have had mine when I first went in, can someone please explain what that was all about.... C) The meal on Saturday - bearing in mind we had only 1 hour 15 minutes to eat our meal and then head out. My main didn't turn up!!! 10 minutes after everyone else had been served, my Mum went in. They had FORGOTTEN TO COOK IT, it wasn't even on the side waiting to be handed out. Then to make matters even better, when the member of staff came and put it in front of me, I got ”mind the plate, it's hot”. Erm, well thank you for apologising for the ”we didn't bother cooking it”, only got an apology when I happened to mention it.