If your looking for a 1930’s condemned Nuclear Fallout shelter, look no further. That only thing that lives here are the cockroaches and black mold. Great for those who wanna chance catching the dungi but I wouldn’t even put my mother-in-law in this hotel. Between the state-of-the-art wallpaper that acts as a roll-out carpet to the all-ready imbedded crusted Ramon on the stovetop burner, waste no time at this “Hollywood Hangout.” Not to mention the beautiful, newly redesigned office, with a purchase limit of a mere 100$ minimum, so be sure to quench your thirst with 18 bottles of water and a pack of gum. Be sure to say hello to your neighbors through the Saran Wrap walls as you lay your head down upon millions of microbes awaiting your arrival!!
It was true bliss and worth every penny!!